U.S. Border Security Keeps the Country Safe from Bagpipes (But Not From Ebola)

Memo to Liberians: if you want to keep getting into the U.S.A., don't even think of bringing your "dangerous" bagpipes.

Update: Dennis Miller quips in all seriousness:

I know laxity is the new coin of the realm but I think it would be best to not treat this virus like a fence jumper at the White House.